Veinteparalasnieves provided some photoshopness for the first one.

Over and out.

Quotes: X

...let us raise a toast to all our bombers, all our bastards,

most unlovely and most unforgivable,

let's drink their health

then meet with them no more.

Quotes: IX

I don't understand French, but if I could,
I would write beautiful songs about horrible things
because it is said to be the language of love and romance
and if love didn't exist, there wouldn't be any horrible things.
You must care to cry, love something in order to hate something...
[...]
Look at the pretty girl dancing- her hair is so shiny.
I want my hair to be shiny.
Look at the man with chizzled features- use the razor he is using.
It will give you the kind of charm that woman crave.
Women will want you.
Men will adore you.
You will be happy.
You will be empty.
Because it is not about the product, but the feeling they try to convey.
And it is not for your benefit, it is for the benefit of the holders of the company.

2008/12/06

It's a single so don't come arguing about the songs sounding the goddamn same. They ARE.

Download it. Tell me what you think. Click here.

And just do a bit of research to get the title.

Seis Horas: Aftermath

(To download Seis Horas absolutely fuckedtronicly free, click here.)

"Euphoberia rocks me."

"Nada más oí esa que el nombre empezaba con E."

"¿Ora ya eres músico?"

"Pues felicidades por tu disco, especie de Odín electrónico malhabido."

"¡Está ponchador!"

"Suena a que Jean Michel Jarre, Squarepusher y el Conde Drácula, después de compartir una descomunal borrachera -entiendase esto como un embriagamiento no solo etílico- decidieran, aún en estado alterado, grabar un album que amalgamara sus gustos personales."

"Fuckedtronic is pretty self explanatory."

That said just let me clear air a bit. I know you're all assuming fuckedtronic as the joke it is. I mean, it sure sounds cool, that's why I'm using it but I'm quite concious It's a way to mock at genres themselves. Sure I'm creating something new, but first of all I'm not a musician so I have no right to stand and say "this is the new shit, pals!" and second genres one after another are just the same: they try to break up with the old rules but in the process they create new ones and become just as boring as their predecessors. To me is not about that. I think It's just playing or programming the sounds you feel like, stick to no rule but discipline to keep on trying as many times as needed until it sounds like you want it to sound. That would be the spirit of fuckedtronicness if any...and the use of real drums samples as much as possible (or real ones if you have them, i wish I did). My point is you don't need a genre to know you're listening to something exceptional -as in exceptionally ugly or beauty, whichever you feel. Or do you? Fuck it. Or fucktronicize it, whatever, but have a nice day and listen to the godhellspawned music, yeh?

Quotes: VIII

No es nuevo, las mujeres siempre se han ido con patanes que las tratan como mierda; de hecho , solo a eso le puedo atribuir mi relativo éxito reciente. Hay que ser una basura, es todo. Fingir que sabes algo que no saben y no mostrar interés. Si lo muestras estás frito. La cosa es que luego te aburren y ya no quieres saber de ellas pero como siempre las has tratado mal no se van y si las tratas mal siguen sin irse entonces tienes que tratarlas excesivamente mal y te agarran tirria.

¿Y cuando si quieres a alguien?

Ah, eso. Mi experiencia personal me indica que ya-te-jodiste.

Last Homework For Design Class

Chocolates to whoever finds both figures.

Quotes: VII

-Ayúdame ¿Crees que Ginebra actúe como una especie de antagonista en las leyendas artúricas?
-Sí.
-¿Por qué?
-Porque él es el arquetipo de rey mesurado y justo. Su sentido de la justicia y su amor por ella eran tan grandes que nunca la difamó a pesar de lo que hizo. O lo que es lo mismo, era tan bueno que era pendejo. Ginebra antagoniza con eso porque se dejó llevar por una pasión que no le deja nada a nadie. Ella acaba en un convento y Lanzarote se casa con no sé qué tipa. Y bueno, Arturo se queda sólo como perro y acaba en Avalon. ¿Lindo, no? Qué patético eso de asirse de una vida posterior. Todo empezó con el imbécil de Platón. No recuerdo qué diálogo es...creo que precisamente el de lo justo, ja.

Quotes: VI

Vi veri veniversum vivus vici...

Shirts not available

Made this one eons ago.

The letters are all scrambled but what the hell It looks nice.

I'll make it a shirt someday. Anyone makes it first I'll be glad to watch some pictures.